The "Slow Down! I Want To Get There In One Piece!" Tee
The "Slow Down! I Want To Get There In One Piece!" Tee
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Stop what you’re doing—now—and grab our “Slow Down! I Want To Get There In One Piece!” snail and turtle graphic tee before it crawls off the shelves! Seriously, this tee is that good. It’s got all the charm to make even the grumpiest reptile crack a smile. 🐢🦎
Made from the softest, eco-friendly cotton, this shirt is so comfy you’ll forget you’re wearing it—until someone compliments you, which, let’s face it, will happen. Featuring ultra-soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a classic fit, and shoulder taping for durability (because you deserve a shirt that’s as tough as your sense of humor), this tee is ready for anything—whether you're lounging or making a statement at your next adventure.
Hurry—before this one-of-a-kind shirt disappears faster than a tortoise on caffeine.
See Size Guide Below
See Size Guide Below
See our unisex size guide below and take the guesswork out of the t-shirt!
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